Can You Spare a Square?

Ladies, I know you are with me on this. What IS it about the placement of the toilet paper dispensers in public restrooms? Sometimes they are so close to the commode that you can't even sit (or squat) without it cramping your style - stubbing your shoulder or elbow, or forcing you to sit instead of squat on that nasty seat. Other times, they are so low to the ground that you practically have to do yoga reaching down there, and then you only get little shreds and pieces that wouldn't be worth the effort if it weren't such a desperate situation! And heaven forbid any of those bits of paper touch that nasty, disgusting public restroom floor. Certainly, whomever installed the contraption(s) wasn't thinking about how the placement might affect anyone other than Kate Moss or the Olsen twins. Or perhaps, THEMSELVES.

Then again, men probably don't spend a lot of time sitting down in public restrooms.

All I'm sayin'...